Title: John Grimes and the Shaving Experiment, Part One – The Idea of the Thing
Fandom: post Black Hawk Down, Army of Two/The Long Haul
Pairing: McKnight/Grimes
Rating: There is SEX. Make no mistake about it.
Warning: sub/Dom, kink, scarlicking, shaving
Disclaimer: So far removed from the source material it makes me laugh. Ha.
Summary: McKnight doesn't like one of his scars. Grimes is eager to please. That doesn't sound like much of a start, but with these two "the sun went down" is enough to induce wild kinkathons of perverted love-making, so the fact that they are interacting is enough to start things off...
Dedication: A very happy, sexy, satisfying, slutty (and belated) birthday present for salixbabylon.

( This way to the thinky kinky... )

Title: McKnight's First Day of Retirement
Author: heartofslash
Fandom/Pairing: Post Black Hawk Down, Grimes/McKnight
Rating: ADULT
Warning: The usual kink of these two. Nothing extreme. sub/Dom
Disclaimer: Really has nothing to do with the movie. I'm kind of writing original stuff here but using the names...
Length: 200 words.

Mcknight, as you may recall, decided not to risk the operation that had a 50/50 chance of restoring his hearing. He took retirement instead. And now he's exploring his limitations. Or maybe he's exploring Grimes limits.

Whatever. He's got Grimes exactly where he wants him. On his lap. (  Naked. )

Happens right after A Day Like Today 1, And A Day Like Today 2 and Hoot's Revenge, and maybe Summer Job. Around the same time as Summer Job...

Title: Summer Job
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: The Long Haul – post Black Hawk Down fuckery
Pairing: Hoot/Sanderson, Sanderson/Hulk
Warning: That was not a typo – I really meant 'Sanderson/Hulk'
Rating: Adult, for sex and recreational drug use.
Summary: Hoot and Sanderson go for a little camping trip and there is story-telling around the campfire. Sanderson gets very verbal when he smokes up. Hoot gets very mellow. Sex ensues.

Dedication: A Happy Belated Birthday to redjacket, who was away for her birthday, but she's back now. This is late but hey, I got Sanderson into the sack with a different incarnation of Eric Bana, so that makes up for it.
Inspired by: Eric Bana talked about the danger of Hulk's naughty bits flopping around if they didn't keep him in the purple pants. And Bill Fichtner makes everything better. So Hulk's naughty bits + Bill bust be good, right?

( What the fuck did Mr. Midnight put in that joint, anyway? )

[This story takes place after Hoot's Revenge, which took place after A Day Like Today 1 and 2. Which are in the long line of The Long Haul stories.]

Title: Under Cover (Part 3 of 3)
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Eastern Promises, sequel to Deep Cover.
Pairings: Nikolai/OFC(Lydia), Nikolai/Kirill mentioned
Rating: NC-17 overall, for explicit het sex, problematic power issues and seething resentment, and generally nasty people.
Warning: Will make no sense at all if you have not seen Eastern Promises (which I highly recommend, although be warned that it contains violence, gore, brutality and very nasty people with some very offensive ideas and habits) and read Deep Cover.
Disclaimer: Not meant to infringe on any copyright, only to expand a story I invented that was a continuation of a story I enjoyed. I own nothing. Only the writing that follows is mine.
Summary: On her own, taking a little break from life, Agent Lydia Constant has been minding her own business, thinking back on the encounter with Nikolai Luzhin that put her back in the syping game, only to discover that Nikolai has found her. At last...

Dedication: This fic is for sundew, who was my beta for Deep Cover and shares my thing for Nikolai, and who made me realize that I wasn't done making Nikolai have hetsex. Not by a long shot.

Part One was here. Part Two was here.

( Two spies are in bed in a hotel room, and her handler and his former handler want to know where they are... )

Title: Hoot's Revenge
Author: heartofslash
Fandom/Pairing: postBHD, The Long Haul. Hoot/Sanderson, McKnight/Grimes
Rating: NC-17
Warning: kink, bondage, taunting, confused power dynamics and sexual frustration and as close to dubcon as I'll ever get.
Disclaimer: Not real people, not even really the characters they're based on.
Summary: Sanderson kinda used Hoot in his plan to get McKnight and Grimes back together again by getting McKnight jealous of the attention Grimes might be getting from Hoot. As it turns out, Hoot doesn't like the idea of being used, so he decides demonstrate his displeasure.

This was written in response to mlyn's response to the last fic in this series, inspired by her porny imagination and her love of soldiers, and lovingly crafted for her bunk-ridden edification.

( It turns out it might not have been a great idea for Sanderson to use Hoot in such a cavalier fashion, or maybe it was... )

This story follows A Fucking Order, Operation Under the Radar and A Day Like Today and A Day Like Today 2.

Title: A Day Like Today – Part 2
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: post BHD, The Long Haul
Pairings: Grimes/McKnight, Hoot/Sanderson
Rating: this part NC-17 for sexsexsex
Warnings: sub/Dom, resolution of relationship crisis, utter disrespect for the sanctity of the D-Tech office.
Disclaimer: Has nothing to do with people, real or fictional, except for inspiration.

Happens right after A Day Like Today Part 1

( Grimes was having a minor amount of trouble breathing... )

Title: Under Cover (Part 2 of 3)
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Eastern Promises, sequel to Deep Cover..
Pairings: Nikolai/OFC(Lydia), Nikolai/Kirill mentioned
Rating: NC-17 overall, for explicit het sex, problematic power issues and seething resentment, and generally nasty people.
Warning: Eroticization of body modification. Back away if you have a tattoo squick.
Other Warning: Will make no sense at all if you have not seen Eastern Promises (which I highly recommend, although be warned that it contains violence, gore, brutality and very nasty people with some very offensive ideas and habits) and Deep Cover.
Disclaimer: Not meant to infringe on any copyright, only to expand a story I invented that was a continuation of a story I enjoyed. I own nothing. Only the writing that follows is mine.
Summary: On her own, taking a little break from life, Agent Lydia Constant has been minding her own business, thinking back on the encounter with Nikolai Luzhin that put her back in the syping game, on to discover that Nikolai has found her. At last.

Part One was here.

( I am still a scary man, after all. )

Part 3 (final part) coming soon.

Title: Under Cover (Part One of Three)
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Eastern Promises, sequel to Deep Cover.
Pairings: OFC(Lydia)/Nikolai Luzhin Nikolai/Kirill mentioned
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Warning: Graphic descriptions of physical disfigurement, remembrances of het sex, problematic power issues and seething resentment, and generally nasty people
Warning: Will make no sense at all if you have not seen Eastern Promises (which I highly recommend, although be warned that it contains violence, gore, brutality and very nasty people with some very offensive ideas and habits) and Deep Cover.
Disclaimer: Not meant to infringe on any copyright, only to expand a story I invented that was a continuation of a story I enjoyed. I own nothing. Only the writing that follows is mine.

( Let's see what Lydia is up to two years and eight months after the events of Deep Cover... )
Part Two is here.

Title: A Day Like Today
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: post BHD, The Long Haul
Pairings: Grimes/McKnight, Hoot/Sanderson
Rating: this part R for mature themes
Warnings: sub/Dom, relationship in crisis, substance use, poor communication, jealousy and ogling of the office manager.
Disclaimer: Has nothing to do with people, real or fictional, except for inspiration.
Follows Operation Under the Radar.
Summary: Several months after being seriously wounded by unexploded ordinance, McKnight is out of the hospital, trying to adjust to his new situation, and not entirely succeeding. Grimes is trying his best to do his duties at work and home, and not entirely succeeding. Kurt Schmid is upset about something, Hoot can't help himself, and Sanderson takes charge.
The whole of the Long Haul series to date is here.

( A Day Like Today )
Next: Part Two, in which things are sorted out in the only way possible.

Nothing terribly new here, but I did manage to get all this up on my site. Phew!

Brand new site!

Deep Cover, a longish Eastern Promises fic, which picks up where the movie left off.

Warnings for violence, nasty people who say nasty things, and heterosexual hijinks.

The Island
The completely reloaded Island 100 fic, in which
Lincoln Six Echo and Albert Laurent discover each other,
discover a lot about themselves, and discover that they are not alone.
New Fic - Room With A View

Pirates! Arrrrr!
The Boots, If The Coat Fits

Lord of the Rings
The Randy Elf

Jedi Kink Fic
Jedi Spanking and Jedi Vid Screen

New Fandom - Swordspoint
Those Eternal Seconds

New Fandom (probably one-time only) - Miss Potter
The Strange Case of Mr. Norman Warne

Soldier Porn
The Long Haul - The Cajun Medic, The Dinner Party, The Case of the Missing Mole,
A Fucking Order, Full Body Massage, Zen, The Tech Guy,
Need to Know and Operation: Under the Radar

The Lake District - Off The Clock and Adrenaline Withdrawal

Army of Two - Measuring Up, Earring, The Fake Highland Games

Title: Hurts
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Generation Kill
Pairing: Colbert/Doc Bryan
Disclaimer: Not mine, not even really the real poeple, just a fantasy because when i fantasize, my brain tends to wander over to soldiers. Some sort of perverted side effect of my personal pacifism, no doubt.
Summary: A little drabble after Trombley shoots.

( Not a fucking thing, Brad. )

Title: The Way You Fluff
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Bana/Bloom
Rating: XXX
Warning: Graphic descriptions of vague back ailment and buttsexx. And LOTS of bad language. Which you love, and you know it, so stop complaining.
Disclaimer: Real people, but NOT. Totally made up fake events in the lives of men bearing a strong but not exact resemblance to two of the hawtest men on the planet buttfucker. Not to be confused with real men, who are friends and constantly TEASING us with their ridiculously hot friendship. Fuckers!
Dedication: to [lj user=fillintheblank]
Summary: Eric is injured. Orlando shows up to "help". Buttsexx ensues, maybe because I have so little imagination. Or so much.

( Come on, Eric, I know all about taking care of backs, I'll get you comfier than you've ever been in your life. )

Title: the Strange Case of Mr. Norman Warne
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Historical, Miss Potter
Pairing: Norman Warne/John Gray
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Obscure, to say the least.
Dedication: To the wonderful sue_chose_this, who probably did not believe that I could, in fact, slash Ewan McGregor in Miss Potter, or rather, prior to Miss Potter… and explain Norman's strangely staid-yet-foppish-without-overt-flamboyance appearance.

( The Strange Case of Mr. Norman Warne )

Fandom: Eastern Promises
Pairings: Nikolai/Kirill, Nikolai/OFC
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex and violence and graphic descriptions of various sorts and bad, bad men.
Disclaimer: It's like a sequel, only unauthorized, but it makes no profit. No harm, no foul.
Beta: sundew
Note: A little while after the movie ends, Nikolai is still acting the part of the vor. He is under deep cover. Perhaps a little too deep.

The Deep Cover Site

If you have any feedback, complaints or whatever...

Title: The Lake District – Adrenaline Withdrawal
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: Ummmm… it's kind of pre-Bourne Supremacy, kind of original, with links to D-Tech, hence Black Hawk Down, but with no one from Black Hawk Down in it. Hence, the "original"ish classification.
Pairing: Damian/Kirill
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Made up, and shamelessly so.
Follows: Aftermath and Off the Clock. Damian has brought Kirill to a cottage in the Lake District, because that's the last place anyone would ever think to look for guys like this.
Dedication: For mlyn, the most patientest perv ever. And cute too!

( He should get some food into himself, or maybe some caffeine, so he wouldn’t come down too fast and crash. )

Title: Zen
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: post-Black Hawk Down
Pairing: Hoot/Sanderson
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Idle speculation about composite characters waaay after the events of the movie. Not the real deal.
Note: When your Hoot-muse starts talkin', you'd best listen.
Dedication: ennorwen is a wonderful woman who sends me amazing beautiful gifts and writes great fic and takes part in fandom on so many different levels. I'm in awe. And she's got this thing for Sanderson. Got it bad. So does Hoot. So, in honor of her love of Sanderson, and all things Bill Fichtner, here is Hoot doing what Hoot does, and Sanderson being who Sanderson is.

( Hoot gets Zen. Sort of. )

Title: All In The Wrist
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: RPS
Pairing: Gary Oldman/Alan Rickman
Rating: Adultish
Warning: euphemisms and puns galore. Also, way too much use of italics… but it's Alan Rickman, for pete's sake. He talks in italics all the time!
Disclaimer: No, this didn't happen. If it did, I'm sure it would have leaked.

Note: I know. I said I'd never do RPS again. (Except for that time I did, but that was for Salix too!) But there are some things you do for your wives. (You'll understand when you've got three wives, a mistress and a hot piece of totty on the side. And Mlyn. She's one of my girls too. I tell you, it's exhausting!)
Dedication: For salixbabylon

( All In The Wrist )

Title: The Visitor
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: *gulp* Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Black
Rating: Mild, nudity
Disclaimer: I don't own these men. I know what I'd do with them if I did, but I don't. No profit, no foul.

Massive Disclaimer: I know. I said I'd never do Potterslash. But there are some things you do for your wives. (You'll understand when you've got three wives, a mistress and a hot piece of totty on the side. And Mlyn. She's one of my girls too. I tell you, it's exhausting!)
Dedication: For pir8fancier.

( The visitor )

Title: Room With A View
Author: heartofslash
Fandom: post-The Island
Pairing: Lincoln Six Echo/Albert Laurent
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This didn't happen in the movie, I don't own the characters. Total fiction. honest.
Note: It helps to be familiar with my Island100 stories (which I will get up on my site as soon as I can!) The short version is this: Lincoln and Laurent, having overcome any reservations about their relationship and finding life a little hectic in the States, go on a long journey, from Lincoln's ancestral genetic homeland to Laurent's home village. So far, they've reached the Alps…
Dedication: For woosgirl, who gave me wicked ideas from a picture of Ewan McGregor sitting in front of a glass table on which sat a bowl of fruit. Or maybe it was flowers. I don't know. I was distracted byt he pretty. So I cloned Ewan into Lincoln Six Echo and let my imagination (and Albert Laurent's) roam.

( A Room With a View )

Title: The Fake Highland Games
Author: heartofslash
Fandom/Pairing: post-Black Hawk Down, Grimes/McKnight
Rating: Adult. Very adult.
Warning: sub/Dom. Explicitness galore. Absurdly large amounts of dirty talk. And a kilt.
Disclaimer: Not intended to infringe on anyone's copyright, and almost impossible to do so anyway because the original Black Hawk Down did not include kilts or fuck me jeans or dirty talk anything like that... unless you consider military lingo in the heat of battle "dirty talk". *sheepishly raises hand*
Timeframe: This takes place just before Grimes takes his job at D-Tech, so it's one of those bridge fics between Army of Two and The Long Haul, but I'm using my new "The Long Haul" banner because byte366 made it for me and it's spiffy and gives me the warm and squigglies.



Woohoohoo!

( Note about names. )

Dedication: This fic is dedicated to molly_millions, (who, for those who may have read my recent Jedi Kink fics, is the person who planted the phrase "bubble butt" in my brain in relation to the endowments of a certain Mr. McGregor, who has a fine arse indeed.)My your year be full of bubble butts and other delights, my dear. And to byte366, who always makes me want to slash MORE.

( I finally figured out how to get ex-specialist John Grimes into a kilt, and what do you know, it makes Colonel Danny McKnight want to talk dirty... a lot...… )